Colin is something of a legend around these parts.
He has a few jokes up his sleeve;
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Don't know, but the flag's a big plus.
A midget came up to me and said can you teach me maths?
Well, I'm all for making the little things count.
My friend recently told me about the dyslexic rock star who died by choking on his own Vimto.