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GAV AND COL'S FUN PAGE

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WHAT IS COLIN SAYING TO GAVIN TO MAKE HIM COWER AWAY?

This is a bit unusual..Normally mild mannered  local legend Colin never crosses words with his DJ Partner, Gavin. But this time, he's really tearing his mate off a strip! and also,what do you think if anything Gavin's saying back?


Can you guess what Colin's saying?

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Funny girl comedy duo Maud and Elsie Stirrups were at the Stanhope last week, working their particular brand of wartime humour on the Brasted locals, with comedy skits from their long running BBC RADIO 4 show "it's Mutton on a Sunday Mrs.Mank!" You can catch their show at the Sevenoaks Empire High Street, Sevenoaks.

(That is, if it hadn't have burned down in 1957.)


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COLINS QUICK FIRE JOKE SPOT!

Colin is something of a legend around these parts.

He has a few jokes up his sleeve;


What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Don't know, but the flag's a big plus.


A midget came up to me and said can you teach me maths?

Well, I'm all for making the little things count.


My friend recently told me about the dyslexic rock star who died by choking on his own Vimto.

THE TRUTH BEHIND THAT PICTURE!

Gavin has broken his silence over the picture that shook facebook. "It's my own co*ck thats the way it is. Nothing's been enhanced" whilst Colin added. " I had to have some photoshop done, as the real untouched image would've caused a riot, and for the 4th time in the last 4 years, the Guinness book of records would've been poking their noses in. I've got kids and kittens to consider.."

Somebody told Chrissie Colin was in the house, and the disco would be starting very shortly.

This is the effect

Colin and Gav have on ladies at personal

appearances since the 'hung' shot.


It's difficult explaining puns to kleptomaniacs –

they're always taking things  literally.


I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.


Masochist: 'Hurt me.' Sadist: 'No.'


im sitting at the bar when a woman comes up to Ben and asked for a double entendre.

So he gave her one.



THERE'S NOWHERE QUITE LIKE THE STANHOPE ON ST. PADDYS NIGHT! It's bottoms up for mates of Colin and Gavin! Although they muffed up some of the Irish music a great night was had by all this year!

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Well, this has been making everyone laugh this week. Anyone got any idea what Joe and Liam are looking at? And why is Joe looking like its an UXB !!

GAVIN STRIKES SOME BACK!

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" GAVIN..If we get one

more complaint about

your fighting with the

audience about not playing the Bay City Rollers I'm gone"

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.."I have a certain

reputation to keep up mate and I'm not about

to go blowing it by playing a Record that people want to hear!

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